"What are you looking at? Are you looking at me?"

Photo by Bow Narrows Camp angler Lonnie Boyer

"Well, look at something else for awhile! You're creeping me out staring at me like that.
"Haven't you ever seen a fat moose before? So I'm fat. Get over it! It doesn't mean anything.
"How do I run from predators? You mean the brown stuff stuck under my hooves? Listen, sweetie, I'm not running from nuthin'.
"Go look at something else, OK? Hey, look! Isn't that a loon over there? Go look at it for awhile. Loons are absolutely bonkers to get their pictures taken. They're even on the Canadian dollar, you know, the loonie?
"Yeah, yeah, nice talking with you. Have a nice day."

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